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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
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"My wife started her job on a cruise ship last week. My mate asked, ""How's she getting on?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."""
"""honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!"" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*"
"What's a hats favourite thing? Getting head"
"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."
"Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think."
"I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
"Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%."
"A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published. It's about fucking thyme."
"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"