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Joke of the Day

"""honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!"" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*"

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"A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water? Me: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you even saying?! Me: You told us it was H to O!"
"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."
"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"What's the best thing about fucking twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them"
"Being a parent is the opposite of the Jenny Craig diet. ""I gained 20lbs & all I did was eat small portions of my toddlers leftover dinner."""
"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places."
"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"
"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."