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Joke of the Day
"Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%."
Next Joke
"A word in this sentence is misspelled. Misspelled."
"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""
"If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?"
"My dad told me they once had to cancel a football season because John Madden ate all of the footballs."
"Remember that guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car crash? Yeah he's alright now."
"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college and for all that you've done for me! I don't know how I'll ever repay you."
"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought 'thats just a spam'"
"A man threw milk at an old woman before... I said how dairy"
"I don't throw people under the bus because there's a chance they could lay flat in the center and not get hurt, which I'm not okay with."