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Joke of the Day
"Toddlers run just like a 70s stuntman engulfed in flames."
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"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"
"My wife was shocked when she found out I switched her vibrator with a taser."
"Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!"
"How to get the attention of a crew of bricklayers... Yell ""Eh, Tony!"""
"The washing machine broke so I had to wash my undies in the river. As a bonus, 3 catfish floated to the top afterwards, so dinner is served!"
"How to cool the craze for transgender surgery Install an irregular period with each new vagina and an enlarged prostate with each new penis"
"Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop."
"What did one turnip say to the other? We're white and bulbous, just like America"