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Joke of the Day

"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."

"I just overheard a co-worker announce she got tickets to a Nickelback concert. That's all, she was completely serious."

"(Waiter) ""What can I get you sir?"" (Gastronomist) ""Something with a simpler plot."""

"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"

"Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice? It said 'concentrate' on it"

"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"

"How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing? Let's just say he felt overall sadness."

"I wasn't so sure about having a mustache... ...but it's growing on me."

"My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau."

"If we have sex in the dark, there's a 50% chance that I'll put it in the wrong hole and a 100% chance that I did it on purpose."