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Joke of the Day

"I just overheard a co-worker announce she got tickets to a Nickelback concert. That's all, she was completely serious."

"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."

"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"

"How bad is it to poop your pants? It Depends"

"My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there."

"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeno business!"

"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"

"Just realized some twitter handles are probably prison ID numbers."

"I think my dog always follows me into the bathroom because I always follow her outside when she goes and she just thinks that's how it works"