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"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"
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"A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap... The doctor takes one look at him and says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb. Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean mother. Shit, I mean ladder."
"want to hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door,"
"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"
"Complicated I was playing a game the other day with a storyline that made spaghetti look like a straight line"
"What did the five fingers say to the phallus? ""FAP!!!"""
"snow ice or cold puns I wanted to see everybody's best ice snow or cold puns,"
"What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur? Chia LaBeouf"
"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"