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Joke of the Day
"My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau."
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"Everyone calls me Al Capone Because"
"Circles. I don't see the point in them."
"Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E."
"What do you mean dinosaurs didn't have titties?! *throws my camera on the ground and causes a scene as I leave the museum *"
"Women often claim that men are 'only after one thing'. Nonsense. They have mouths and arseholes too."
"Why No 1 likes Apple So there are some people in an electronics store and the computers are just Apple. Then someone farts and its bad,but someone says 2 bad there's no Windows"
"You know what's synonymous with the ""This pussy grabs back"" movement? The clench of the clam movement."
"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... ...Dozen tit?"