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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing? Let's just say he felt overall sadness."
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"Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking... Fortunately I got the first punch in."
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"hey don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger! oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-"
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