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Joke of the Day
"April is autism awareness month Anyone here aware they have autism"
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"(NSFW) Know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit"
"When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished."
"the dog ran into a fence chasing a squirrel. she doesn't look anything like me but she's mine. i can tell"
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!"
"Unable to fall asleep all night from browsing on your iPhone? There's a nap for that."
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"I HATE stereo-types.. Samsung, Sony, Toshiba, doesn't matter. Can't stand 'em."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"
"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta."