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Joke of the Day

"Unable to fall asleep all night from browsing on your iPhone? There's a nap for that."

"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"

"I'm really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song."

"What do they call the Hulk when he has an erection? Bruce Boner."

"Why don't landmines work on Africans? Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off"

"Today I really missed my Ex I think I need a better scope."

"My wife just sent me a text "" I just bought you the best Christmas present! xox :)"" .....I hope she misspelled Xbox"

"Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway"

"If you say ""no ifs, ands, or buts"", then get ready for a shitload of ""shoulds"", ""as well as"", and ""howevers""."

"Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool."