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Joke of the Day

"I HATE stereo-types.. Samsung, Sony, Toshiba, doesn't matter. Can't stand 'em."

"I'm in charge of eight kids tonight. No big deal though I can be really responsib-- I'm in charge of seven kids tonight. No big deal though"

"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""

"4 yr old daughter calls her ankle bones ""my balls"" in case you were wondering if I was raising geniuses over here."

"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."

"""I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your spine and curl up with you on the couch."" -- bibliophiles, to books"

"How do you top a car? tep on the brake, tupid!"

"What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? Racism has many faces."

"The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill."

"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."