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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!"
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"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."
"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."
"Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was ""assaulted"""
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke"
"What comes after March? April, fools!"
"What do men and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come."
"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."
"What does a nine-volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common? Eventually, you're going to put your tongue on both."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"