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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"

"They say you shouldn't smoke or drink when pregnant. I disagree. Best give it a shot before you splash out on another abortion. Besides there are only so much hangers in the world."

"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex can make your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."

"What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church? The woman in church has hope in her soul."

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."

"What do you call a hobo with an afro? A frobo."

"Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier."