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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter? A weeping Willow."
Next Joke
"Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head Like this one"
"Say no to shampoo. Demand real poo."
"What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? Boo-kakke"
"I bet if Leornardo DiCaprio has a kid... he names it Oscar so he can finally have one."
"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."
"So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no."
"What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee? Urine trouble!"
"What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies? The Polterheist"
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