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Joke of the Day
"Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head Like this one"
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"Tell my WiFi love her."
"Doctor: It's been weeks since we restored your vision. Thoughts? ""I can't believe that British guy from the Geico commercials is a lizard."""
"I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven't had the chance to think of first..."
"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"
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"When the machines rise up against us humans, I really hope ... ...I really hope I'm nowhere near a dildo factory..."
"When brains do it it the butt do they call it ...brainal?"
"This sub is so inactive There hasn't been a post all year!"
"Two wolves are chasing a Golden Retriever through the forest. After an hour, the first wolf says to the second wolf, ""Ain't this a bitch?"" To which the second wolf responds, ""It had better be""."