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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."

"If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke."

"WHATS UP!! WHATS UP!!! All the bulimic bitches in the house say ""BLAAARRGGGH!!!"""

"*bites nails* Sorry. Bad habit. I haven't been on a date in a while ""I can see why"" she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth"

"(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan."

"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"

"I wonder if my son's packed lunch tastes like the flavorless chore that it is."

"I'm eating a bottle of glitter so when I get drunk and throw up tonight people will think I'm a unicorn in human form."

"What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up? Well, it looks like its back to jerking off."

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"