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Joke of the Day
"""Reality is for people who can't use the internet."""
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"Is it solipsistic in here? Or is it just me?"
"A guy walked up to my bar. He said, ""Can I have a stiff drink?"" ""Of course,"" I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey."
"Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy? Because it was screwed up!"
"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."
"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"
"Why did the blind blonde cross the road because she was following her seeing eye chicken"
"Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are not c's. *** ^^*ba ^^dum ^^tss*"
"me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends"
"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."