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Joke of the Day

"""Reality is for people who can't use the internet."""

"You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's funeral? Poor guy couldn't bereave it."

"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"

"What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow"

"Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him? Because she didn't like his lack of commitment"

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."

"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."

"I entered 10 puns into a contest last week. Do you know how many won? No pun in ten did."

"A trip to the barbers... That'll put hairs on your chest."

"Me: Can I have $5? Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1998?"