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Joke of the Day
"My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person"
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"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."
"-911 Whats the emergency? My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir? Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?"
"My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told her to close the door five times on her way out."
"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
"How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"
"What's a german's favourite number? Nein"
"The city of Chicago is no longer giving speeding tickets... Instead, to deter speeders, the are giving away Bears tickets."
"Why did France run out of painkillers? because Paris ate 'em all"