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Joke of the Day
"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."
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"If all else fails, pretend you don't speak English."
"My new thesaurus is terrible! Not only that but it's also terrible."
"I was verbally abused as a child. The bigger verbs at school would kick my ass. ""Stop conjugating yourself!"" they'd say mockingly."
"If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... Are you harming unarmed citizens?"
"My son answered a test question ""What causes the earth to rotate?"" with ""Fat bottomed girls."" He failed the test but won my RESPECT."
"Why are dwarfs so good at math? Because it's the little things that count."
"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."
"Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years"
"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."