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Joke of the Day

"People will hate you, rate you, break you, and shake you. How strong you stand is what makes you.("",)"

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."

"Hey smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy."

"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him, ""Let my people go."""

"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"

"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."

"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""

"A teacher asked a girl to use the word""handsome""in a sentence. Girl :- ""When I suck my boyfriend's dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times""."