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Joke of the Day
"I never sign anything until I pretend to read it first.."
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"The difference between oral and anal thermometers? The taste."
"So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky."
"[Drug Deal] How do I know ur not a cop? ""If I was a cop would I do this?"" *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is"
"A touching story One day, the boy touched the girls hand. The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns? An *and*chestra."
"Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers."
"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."
"What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa? A good start."