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Joke of the Day

"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"

"Your honor, may I approach the bench? ""You may."" *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*"

"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."

"College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom."

"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"

"Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good."

"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."

"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."

"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."

"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."