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Joke of the Day

"Jesus is a really bad WoW player... ...When he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him."

"Phil Hughs At least he died having a bat"

"The Ottoman Empire... Really loved to put their feet up. (such a bad bad joke)"

"I love watching hardpore corn It's like watching the birth of an amazing thing we all love- Popcorn! [No Relation](http://www.hardporecorn.com/)"

"Sometimes when I'm puking I worry I might be pregnant then I remember I'm not Mary And that requires sex Then I laugh And keep puking"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."

"When you look at Twitter's trending topics, it's a lot easier to understand why they have to write ""Do Not Eat"" on silica gel packets."

"why did the snowman smile? He saw the snowblower coming"

"*at waffle house* ""do you want bacon or sausage?"" 'YES'"

"An English professor sees a gorgeous blond at a party . . . ""Pardon me,"" he says, ""but do you enjoy Kipling?"" ""Gee, I don't know,"" says the blond. ""I've never kippled before."""