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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked."
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"A priest, blonde, jew, black guy, chinese guy, and a gay guy walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"America was declared the country with most busty people. In the both genders category."
"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."
"""My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.."" Um, don't you mean ""Lava""? ""...like warm hill pee"""
"Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know Sir. Teacher: Come on Fred it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?"
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a? small medium at large."
"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"
"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"