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Joke of the Day
"America was declared the country with most busty people. In the both genders category."
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"The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like."
"I heard a Freudian slip once... He broke both his arms."
"I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door. ""Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"""
"You had me at ""various dipping sauces"""
"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"
"What is a frog's favourite website? REDDIT"
"Life without women... would be a pain in the ass."
"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""
"I was having sex with my wife... and asked her how it felt. She grunted and groaned and said it felt like two. So, I reached down to investigate. The damn thing had done gone and doubled up on me."