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Joke of the Day

"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"

"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"

"Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a table, and then a chair."

"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"

"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."

"So excited for the season finale of America I hope there's another season though..."

"I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people"

"Him: It should be illegal for white people to wear dreads. Me: Are you Italian, my brother? Him: No. Me: Then no more pizza for you."

"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite Counter Strike map? de_port"