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Joke of the Day
"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"
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"I really love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell. She's got a grenade in her mouth."
"Legos are a lot like boobs. They're meant for kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them"
"What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse? ""OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick."""
"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"
"Although not as effective as finger quotes, finger commas and finger periods are way fun."
"""My fellow Americans-"" Barack ""we are working tirelessly-"" Sir ""to make sure-"" Barack. You're still wearing ur xbox headset"
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
"What's the difference between my penis and a midget dressed as a mouse? Both are small and scare women away... :("