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Joke of the Day

"So excited for the season finale of America I hope there's another season though..."

"If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"Everytime I see a chinese guy, I always think I've seen him somewhere else. - a tourist in Shanghai or anywhere in the world."

"Too err is human... To blame the next guy is even more so."

"Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour."

"well, i guess this was bound to happen. i left the pot and the kettle on the stove overnight and the pot committed a hate crime."

"What do gay guys call hemroids? Speed bumbs."

"Who named the Sperm Whales? Seamen."

"What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet."