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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, ""That's a strange color for a tree."""
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"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."
"""Um, thanks?"" -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting"
"""Are you girls straight?... ...lesbianest"""
"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"Sometimes, when I'm in the bathroom.. ...My dog tries to lick my balls... so I close the door...because that way nobody can see us."
"Why is it a bad idea for China to become a democracy? Do you know how hard it would be to orchestrate a national erection"
"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"
"I submitted X puns to Reddit in the hopes that one would make the front page. No pun in ten did."
"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."