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Joke of the Day

"I submitted X puns to Reddit in the hopes that one would make the front page. No pun in ten did."

"Best Joke of all Time Civil Rights Act of 1866"

"Girls storing chips in their bras...pfft amateurs. I've got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there"

"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."

"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""

"Why is a great tune like great unprotected sex? The malady lingers on long after it's over ..."

"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."

"Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Neither do I, I get the new york times"

"Why do midgets laugh when they run in fields? Because the grass tickles their balls"

"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."