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Joke of the Day
"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
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"what did the emo say to the dull razor? Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it"
"Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish."""
"""I just want to meet a nice guy."" -Girls who exclusively date assholes"
"Desi vedio jugar of india jugar india ka"
"What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it? Ubisoft"
"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."
"What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist? A sadist is honest about his intentions. ____________________________________ That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?"
"Q: Can gorillas swim? A: No."
"My ex-wife was a great housekeeper... she kept the house after the divorce."