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Joke of the Day

"""Are you girls straight?... ...lesbianest"""

"Always end a conversation with ""gotta run"" so people think you're into fitness"

"*puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player* *'Waterworld' starts playing*"

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?"

"What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!"

"My Dad just called to give me the ""I'm worried about your drinking"" talk. We are going to meet-up and discuss it over a few beers."

"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."

"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"

"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"