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Joke of the Day
"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"
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"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"
"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"
"Hi guys! Nick is very handsome and an amazing cook. Are there any nice girls interested inMOM GET OFF MY TWITTER YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING"
"Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day"
"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. It's all good until you look down."
"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."
"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."
"My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles. It's a period piece."
"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""