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Joke of the Day

"Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game."

"Freddie Gray's death was a real Homie-cide"

"How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg."

"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"

"I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take"

"What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread? All rye all rye"

"I lived in Chinatown for a while. My Chinese friends always played jokes on me. ..I'm so tired of pee-pee in my Coke! It tastes horrible!"

"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."