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Joke of the Day
"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."
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"(NSFW) What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fucks..."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being out standing in his field."
"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."
"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"
"What's 18 inches long and never gets used? Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech."
"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"
"Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish."
"Where can you find Scandinavia? Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia."
"Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy"