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Joke of the Day
"How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg."
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"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"
"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."
"I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. I had no idea how to pronounce her name."
"What kind of pizza would the twin towers order? Two plains."
"My girlfriend cheated on me I told her to leave the game."
"I donate all our garbage to Goodwill because who knows what those bums might have use for."
"Her: what's your favorite thing about our date tonight? Me: that it's almost over"
"What do you call a black person in space? An astronaut."
"Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because... He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house..."