102012

Joke of the Day

"I lived in Chinatown for a while. My Chinese friends always played jokes on me. ..I'm so tired of pee-pee in my Coke! It tastes horrible!"

"So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... ""Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement."" Plumber says, ""Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."""

"*suddenly awakes* honey! i just had a nightmare that i was naked at a job interview, licking BBQ sauce off the guy's face interviewer: ummm"

"On Reddit you get crucified for not checking your facts... But on Tumblr you get beheaded for not checking your privelage."

"A guy kept telling his girlfriend not to turn her head away near the end of a blow job...... Did she listen ? Nope..... it went in one ear and out the other"

"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."

"Pork is awesome, but it's best when used as a verb."

"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."