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Joke of the Day
"I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday it was a risk I was willing to take"
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"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."
"What song does a dwarf pimp sing? high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go"
"A Rapist, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a Bar. He orders a drink."
"What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food? a weeafood"
"The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!"
"How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts."
"How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white? BLE-YATCH!"
"Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much."
"A man was arrested for publicly exposing himself to the ""wrong person,"" which implies somewhere out there the right person is waiting."