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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."
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"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple generally waits until you are a teenager before it comes on your face."
"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""
"I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad."
"How does a restaurant make $1 million You start with $2 million!"
"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"
"My wife wanted a Christmas tree in every room But I said no way that's overkill. So we compromised and now there's a Christmas tree in every room."
"If superman were evil he'd be the man of steal"
"While I fully intended to ""sleep my way to the top,"" it appears I've napped my way to the middle."
"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"