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Joke of the Day

"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"

"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."

"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"

"I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D."

"What did one gay horse say to the other? Haaaaayyyyy"

"BREAKING NEWS: Man gets out of offending people by saying ""present company excluded of course"" after highly offensive statement"

"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes."

"I was sitting in traffic the other day... and I got run over."

"What do you call a dog who likes to eat at subway? A sub-woofer!!"