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Joke of the Day
"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"
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"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"
"Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."
"Coworker: What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing? M: Protesting this conversation."
"A priest, a theif, and a child molester enters a bar. He buys a drink."
"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."
"You know youre getting old when Santa starts looking younger."