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Joke of the Day

"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"

"How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are? Test tickles"

"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"

"My girlfriend got a dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."

"There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma."

"Googles ""what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough"" [5 minutes later] ""twice"""

"I [19/M] am in a D/s relationship, and mistook some pushover chick from my uni for my GF [18/F]! Whoops, wrong sub."

"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"In a physio waiting room amongst athletes comparing their stories. I can't wait until my turn when I tell them I slept wrong on my pillow."

"If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better or it will be curtains for us."