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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing? M: Protesting this conversation."

"If you are between 8 -16 years old and not whiskey, you are annoying."

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."

"What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? ""Honey!"" [Nut] ""Cheerio!"""

"A selfie stick is very useful..... .. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space."

"My grandma started dying in the living room Well, I guess it isn't the living room anymore."

"Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story."

"We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night........ .......... should have put it on aloha heat."

"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."