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Joke of the Day
"You know youre getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber? He ran into the bank and shouted, ""Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up!!!"""
"An old lady on the bus just tried to set me up with her daughter. Here's everything she knows about me: 1) I don't have a car"
"Video games don't cause violence, they PREVENT it. Whenever I see a turtle now, I chuck it off the nearest cliff where it can't hurt anyone."
"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."
"You know that guy who looks like that other guy in that show we used to like? He died. - how my wife and I communicate"
"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."
"What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand? Progress"
"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""