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Joke of the Day
"You know youre getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
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"The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing."
"How do you stay hidden in the Desert? Camal-Flage"
"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."
"What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete."
"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"
"Why is divorce so expensive? Its worth it!"
"I think I invented some new Kama sutra moves trying to reach the remote without getting up."
"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell."