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Joke of the Day

"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."

"Here's a good joke... SWAG"

"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."

"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"

"You ever lied so much on a resume, you're actually shocked that they gave you the job? I mean look at me, do I look like an astronaut?"

"By the way it was me who set those sheep free to roam around the courtroom during your divorce hearing. In case ewe were wandering."

"My neighbor still has his christmas lights up. Not to be out done, I won't remove my politcal yard signs until November 2012."

"How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon."

"""The Spoon"" Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. . Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."