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Joke of the Day
"Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
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"I like my women how I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke"
"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."
"Always check the height of any nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders.... How I learned this is not important..."
"I told the cop I was an upstanding citizen But I was really lying"
"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"
"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"
"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."
"There are two things in this world that smell like fish. And one of them is fish."
"so a native american walks into a fancy restaurant he says to the guy seating people, I have reservations."