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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people that you hate? Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day."
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"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."
"To anyone who says white people can't jump... You obviously haven't seen footage of 9/11."
"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"
"Butt dialing and booty calling So similar. So different"
"Woman walks in on a man who's masturbating. Woman says, ""Eww you pervert!""... **Man** walks in on a **woman** who's masturbating. Woman says ""Eww you pervert!"" credit: /u/nobodyatnight"
"what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas? it was the most violent book he had ever read"
"[soldier making lunch] Now for some avocado [grabs grenade] oh oh, if this is here then that means [cut to soldier taking cover for 5 hours]"
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"
"Put your family down and pay attention to your phone."