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Joke of the Day
"To anyone who says white people can't jump... You obviously haven't seen footage of 9/11."
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"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions."
"An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog."
"Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada."
"What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone? Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone."
"Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve."
"I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view."
"Why did Johnny teach the cockatoo to do a front flip? So he could say he flipped the bird. ^I'm^not^very^good^at^these"
"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""
"Two condoms are walking down the street... And they pass a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and asks ""hey wanna get shit faced?"""