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"Butt dialing and booty calling So similar. So different"
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"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."
"When my wife asks me why I'm always late home from work I tell her I was getting some In-N-Out. She hasn't figured out why I'm still hungry when I get home."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He looked at his gas bill."
"What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."
"What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek? A Greek never pays his debts."
"What do you call a home full of menstruating women? Bloody Hell."
"I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But sometimes I put both my legs in the same pant leg and pretend I'm a mermaid."
"What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence."