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"Butt dialing and booty calling So similar. So different"
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"My dick was in the book of ""Guiness World Records"" once ... ... until the librarian caught me and decided to throw me out"
"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""
"If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material."
"Sorry about my two week Twitter hiatus, I was trying to find the end of the plastic wrap."
"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"
"School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took? A No. 2 pencil."
"A man runs into a hospital yelling ""Im having a stroke!"" The nurse replies, ""I know sir, but can you please put your penis back in your pants?!?"""
"I don't want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hate. That way I don't have to finish it."