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Joke of the Day
"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"
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"NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! Except my government, boss, his wife, my girlfriend, my parents, my doctor, friends, neighbours, their dogs..."
"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo sectional."
"Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light? It's sterile and he likes the taste."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""give me a beer and a mop."""
"September 1st Never forget"
"Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider."
"Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1. Too Many Questions. 2. Difficult to Understand. 3. More Explanation is Needed. 4. Result is always FAIL!"
"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."